i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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