Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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