I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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