It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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