I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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