im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think people are normalizing furries
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
