Dual....:-)
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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