I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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