I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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