I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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