well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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