Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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