so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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