Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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