It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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