Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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