do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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