I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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