I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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