if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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