Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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