similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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