you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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