College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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