so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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