His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Bring me that man meat
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Randomize
