You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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