I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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