Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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