so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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