ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
