ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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