I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize