i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Randomize
