The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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