Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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