Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I just went to clothing optional bar
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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