You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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