I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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