i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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