Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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