your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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