If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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