She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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