Dual....:-)
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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