shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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