Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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