But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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