hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
false alarm. still invincible.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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