god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Say something about gay babies.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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