My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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